Hickory dickory dock

This bitch was suckin my cock

The clock struck two

I dumped my goo

And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good

sex is fine

Doggy Style & 69

Just for fun

Everyone likes gettin laid

or getting paid

Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit

Fucking Is A Game

Guys Get All The Pleasure

Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure

9 Months Of Pain

3 Days In The Hospital

A Baby Without A Name

The Baby Is A Bastard

The Mother Is A Whore

This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math

You subtract the clothes

Add the bed

Divide the legs

And pray to god

you dont multiply

Roses are red

Grass is green

Open ure legs

And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs.

u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice

violets are fine.

if you be the nine.

ill be the six

THE HOTTIE TEST!
Okay, g et a piece of paper, and number it 1-8 ! Don't look down at the answers
or it won't work!!!!NO CHEATING, NO CH EAATING, NO CHE ATING, NO CHEATIN'

1. What color are your eyes, BLUE, BROWN, HAZEL, GREEN, GRAY?
2. Do you have long, medium, or short hair ?
3. Is your hair blonde, brown, red, or black?

4. Do you want an outside wedding , or one in a church?

5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird?

6. Do you like red roses, or white?

7. What's your favorite color out of si lver, blue, or yellow?

8. Pick a number (1-10)

*~*~* Now Make 2 wishes*~*~*

Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!

Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
W ishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes!< /SPAN> Wishes! ~*~* Now the Results *~*~
Eye Color!
green- creative
blue- strong
brown- active
hazel- energetic
gray- quiet
Hair Length!
long- smart, but act wild
medium- Your a CUTIE!!
short- fun to be around

Hair < /SPAN> Color!
blonde- Totally Hot!!! very fun to be around
brown- crazy~ but people luv ya!
red- funny and out-going
black- energetic

Wedding Options!
outside- very romantic!
in a church- Classic
Animal!
dog- sporty, thoughtful
cat- sensitive
bird- loud!

Rose Color!
red- sensitive and romantic!
white- peaceful, and loving!
Color!
silver- popular~ you act before you think!
blue- cutie! you are sweet!
yellow- awesome~you are very outgoing!

Number!
Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you
get married. And it's how many minutes you have to forward this to people!
Wishes
Send to 1-2 people - no wishes will come true!
Send to 3-5 peop le - your wishes will come true in a few months!
Send to 6-10 people - your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days... like
soon!
& gt;... IF YOU DONT REPOST, OR SEND THIS, HOWEVER , YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE... BUT
AS THE *OPPOSITE*! (LIKE IF U WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH U, THEY WONT!!! ....SO THINK BEFORE NOT REPOSTING!!!
u have to try this It's so freaky.. If you send this to ten people and then
press shift F6 your crush's name will pop up in Big letters. I swear it works

Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!

and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!!

Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!
All the best plz do!


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